The adulation ended once my voice began to fail and I lost the cute look that had brought me fame.
In a bid to get more healthy I experimented with new health drinks - rose/sprout, blueberry/rhubarb, banana/cabbage.
I developed a cottage industry, which went commercial as demand skyrocketted.
Regular purchasers joined a Facebook group.
I started publishing daily motivational guidance to promote my business.
Before I knew it I was a guru with a blossoming business.
Speaking events followed.
My fans met up regularly, analysing every word I published.
If I said ‘jump’ they duly obliged.
Thus my cult was born.
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